I am happy to announce that we have finally discovered what's wrong with you.
After a numerous of meetings, tests and observations, both with and without your presence, we can declare your mental state is pretty bad.
You belong within the psychopath section.
From now on, we cannot help you any longer. And we don't want to have any kind of contact with you, or Jack Sparrow, Mr Gibbs, perhaps Barbossa though. He's cool.
So. With this letter I hope you feel somewhat lighter in mind. I know how rough all these years has been for you. And it won't change much.
Take care. Best regards
Dr Reavur M.D.

Vilken bild du har hittat på honom. :) Han får då en chock det syns. :) //Andreas
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